Custom & Oddities
Customizable
Your Insult, Sculpted — Custom Commission
$120.00
You bring the inside joke, the nemesis, or the professionally-worded insult. I bring clay, reclaimed wood, and an irresponsible amount of glitter-adjacent gold leaf. Beautifully made chaos, built to your specifications.
Details
- Fully custom piece — your idea, your weirdness
- Mixed media: clay, wood, textiles, leafing, resin
- Progress photos sent during the chaos phase
- Allow 3–5 weeks (perfection takes spite)
